Theory: The stronger you feel about someone, the more likely you are to discuss politics with them.
Theory: The average instant-noodles styrofoam cup has equal nutritional value and greater flavor than it’s contents.
Theory: Punk is as much about music as it is about not being too popular.
Theory: Nothing motivates you to reconsider the cleanliness of your home like having guests over for dinner.
Test Driven Development
Theory: Unit tests are like birth control, ineffective either when not used properly or when not used at all.
Theory: The word “resumé” actually means “lies” in French.
Wrinkles in Clothing
Theory: The only way to avoid ironing is to hang up or begin wearing clothes fresh out of the dryer.
Theory: Chrome will use triple-digit version numbers before Internet Explorer uses double-digit ones.
Memorability of Music
Theory: If Mentos’ freshness lasted as long as their jingle stuck in your head then the world would have far better breath.
Good Platform Video Games
Theory: Most platform video games are rubbish.