Theory: Deceiving children is a losing proposition.
Theory: If Santa Claus were real, he would be in jail.
Motorcycle Engine Size Restrictions
Theory: The only thing more dangerous than letting a 15-1/2 year old American kid ride a powerful motorcycle is to let a 14 year old Italian kid ride any motorcycle.
Walking Distance to Food
Theory: People are more likely to compromise on the quality of food when obtaining it was either virtually effortless or extremely difficult.
Occupy Wall Street
Theory: OWS protesters are only as hard-core as their camping gear.
Theory: The dream of the 90s is only alive in Portland.
Theory: The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland.
Process of Going Public
Theory: New ideas are first accepted to be self-evident, then ridiculed, then violently opposed.